Mid-Life Crisis

Mid-Life Crisis

Here it comes

Like a bat in the night

The mid-life crisis

Its about to change your life

Some guys buy sports cars

Some buy fishin’ boats

Some buy summer homes

And some buy new sports coats.

But not you

That would be too easy

You have to be special

You had to hook yourself up with someone sleazy.

What a terribly sad day

It will be for you

When you wake up

And realize that you are a fool.

Walked away from your wife

Your kids

Walked away from your responsibility

All for this?

Your heart will be broken

Your faith destroyed

Because of three little words

Girl or boy?

How she will deceive you

How she will betray you

You don’t think it could happen

Because you are foolish enough to believe your love is true.

Once a cheater

Always a cheater

Your faith in her

Will always teeter.

She is selfish

Cold and cruel

She doesn’t care about you

She only sees you as a fool.

She doesn’t know how

To be a real woman

There is no maternal instinct in her

She is barely even human.

Hope you enjoy

Your mid-life crisis

But just remember

Every decision in life comes with its own prices.